This isn’t just a sticker…this is your personal ecology battle flag. Slap it on your water bottle, laptop, field notebook, or forehead (we won’t stop you) and instantly broadcast that you’re here for the dirt, the bugs, the birds that don’t want to be found, and that inexplicable compulsion to identify every mysterious thing outside.
It’s not some limp bumper sticker you find at the bottom of a junk drawer. This bad boy is high-opacity vinyl; you can’t see through it even if you stare at it long enough to enter a trance. It applies bubble-free like a dream (no wrestling with your own reflection mid-application), and it’s durable enough to survive your backpack, your tumbler, and likely a small tornado, so long as that tornado sticks to trails and doesn’t invade the house.
We kept the specs because we know you care:
• High opacity film that won’t ghost into transparency
• Bubble-free application, no tears, only triumph
• Heavy-duty vinyl built for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and outdoor gear
• 95µ density because flimsy stickers are for people who don’t love the outdoors as much as you do
Pro tip: wipe the surface clean before applying. This sticker wants a solid handshake, not greasy fumes from your last lunch.
This isn’t just a sticker…this is your personal ecology battle flag. Slap it on your water bottle, laptop, field notebook, or forehead (we won’t stop you) and instantly broadcast that you’re here for the dirt, the bugs, the birds that don’t want to be found, and that inexplicable compulsion to identify every mysterious thing outside.
It’s not some limp bumper sticker you find at the bottom of a junk drawer. This bad boy is high-opacity vinyl; you can’t see through it even if you stare at it long enough to enter a trance. It applies bubble-free like a dream (no wrestling with your own reflection mid-application), and it’s durable enough to survive your backpack, your tumbler, and likely a small tornado, so long as that tornado sticks to trails and doesn’t invade the house.
We kept the specs because we know you care:
• High opacity film that won’t ghost into transparency
• Bubble-free application, no tears, only triumph
• Heavy-duty vinyl built for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and outdoor gear
• 95µ density because flimsy stickers are for people who don’t love the outdoors as much as you do
Pro tip: wipe the surface clean before applying. This sticker wants a solid handshake, not greasy fumes from your last lunch.