Finally. A unit of measurement that makes sense.
Meters? Arbitrary. Inches? Colonial nonsense. But bullfrogs? Universally understood. Spiritually accurate. Scientifically questionable.
This sticker is for the people who have absolutely said something like, “Yeah, that heron was at least 9 bullfrogs tall,” and meant it with confidence. It’s an inside joke between the Ecology Amateurs, but it’s also a lifestyle. Once you start measuring the world in bullfrogs, there is no going back.
Stick it on your water bottle, field notebook, laptop, cooler, or wherever you store your chaotic ecological thoughts. Let the world know you reject traditional measurement systems and instead operate on amphibious logic.
And no, this is not some flimsy pond-store decal.
• High opacity film so your bullfrog stands bold and unsee-through
• Fast, bubble-free application because field scientists do not have time for sticker drama
• Durable vinyl ready for indoor life, outdoor gear, and emotionally charged frog discussions
• 95µ density, which basically means it feels solid, not sad and papery
Important: Clean the surface before applying. Even a bullfrog demands a stable substrate.
Finally. A unit of measurement that makes sense.
Meters? Arbitrary. Inches? Colonial nonsense. But bullfrogs? Universally understood. Spiritually accurate. Scientifically questionable.
This sticker is for the people who have absolutely said something like, “Yeah, that heron was at least 9 bullfrogs tall,” and meant it with confidence. It’s an inside joke between the Ecology Amateurs, but it’s also a lifestyle. Once you start measuring the world in bullfrogs, there is no going back.
Stick it on your water bottle, field notebook, laptop, cooler, or wherever you store your chaotic ecological thoughts. Let the world know you reject traditional measurement systems and instead operate on amphibious logic.
And no, this is not some flimsy pond-store decal.
• High opacity film so your bullfrog stands bold and unsee-through
• Fast, bubble-free application because field scientists do not have time for sticker drama
• Durable vinyl ready for indoor life, outdoor gear, and emotionally charged frog discussions
• 95µ density, which basically means it feels solid, not sad and papery
Important: Clean the surface before applying. Even a bullfrog demands a stable substrate.
